Dear TASER, Thank You For Making My Dreams Come True

January 7, 2008 by Lukas Gilkey
Filed under: Portable Audio



TASER has announced they are entering the portable audio market with a "music player holster." They did so in the same email where they announced their new leopard print C2 electronic protection device that stuns the hell out of people. Both are pictured above.

The holster comes with 1GB of memory and costs $73, while the C2 TASER designed to be used with it is a bit more, $350.



Dear TASER,
I just wanted to say thank you for making my dreams come true. I've always wanted the ability to have both my TASER and music in one small package, and you guys have done the impossible. I can now listen to my music uninterrupted (COPS theme song) while I zap the shit out of people that get on my nerves.


A sincere heartfelt thank you,

Lukas Gilkey

Source: TASER
Comments (5)
kickinaudio 2 years and 1 month ago

This is great, haha. No we just need guns with MP3 players...
Dave Kay 2 years and 1 month ago

I too have always wanted a soundtrack to go with my Tasering. Rather than the COPS theme, I was thinking Queen's "Another one bites the dust".
Neil Middlemiss 2 years and 1 month ago

Don't tase me bro!

Sorry....had to.
lukas 2 years and 1 month ago

I got the remix just for you Neil.

ngsm13 2 years and 2 weeks ago

Lol...

I saw TASER @ CES last year... has HOT ass Playboy Models in their booth...
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